Gus Peck's Dongs of the Week - Week 18
Let me start this week by saying those damn Millennials and their online commenting. A poor bastard that supports Las Vegas cried about how no one from LV made the list last week. Newsflash crybaby millennial puss bag: This list is for the 'best of the best' dongs. I don't care how many dongs your players hit, its about the dong quality, not quantity.
With that being said, lets take a look at the best dongs of week 18.
With that being said, lets take a look at the best dongs of week 18.
Fearless Leader - Kim Dong Un
Giancarlo Stanton - Weymouth Shooperpoos
Dongcarlo may be on this list every week at this rate. He now leads the league in dongs and his dongs are kobe beef quality EVERY TIME. This dong gives me the meat sweats.
PimpDong
Dexter Fowler - Tijuana Hispanics
Fowler doesn't dong much, but when he does....boy does he pimp it. Pimpin' dongs was a pastime of mine growing up. Floris used to love when i pimped my dongs in front of her and her family. Fowler's pimp job is A+ for a nottalotta donger guy.
Hard Dong
David Peralta - Bridgewater Weasels
The hardest dongs aren't always the ones that go out of the park. Hard dongs are Floris' favorite. No show boating, just hard nosed hustle and max effort. Great dong here for Peralta, showcasing speed, strength, and grit.
Baby Dong
Rafael Devers - Rio de Janeiro Cristos
This weeks baby dong is not due to the distance of the dong, but the age of the donger. Devers at just 20 years old, dongs a 103 mph fastball off of Chapman. Chapman's butthole must be chapped after Devers' dong penetrates...the night sky. What a dong!
God(ong)
Tim Tebow - Free Agent
Tebow leaves the on deck circle to bless an autistic child, then dongs a ball so hard that even Skip got hard. We all know how much Skip hates Tebow. Was it talent from Tebow? Or did God enter him and give him the strength to put that dong on display. Great story, great dong.
posted by Hammertime at 2:00 PM
2 Comments:
Woah, woah, woah - it's known far and wide that Skip Paymeless LOVES Tim Tebow. I demand a retraction on his behalf immediately.
Also, where are all the Quebec City dongs! This place should be a goddamned sausage factory with all the dongs flying out in Canada!
Once again, no love for Justin Upton's walk off monster dong last week. Old Man Gus wouldn't know a good dong if Floris was holding one right in front of him.
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