Gus Peck's Dongs of the Week - Week 17

Launch Angle (Lawnch Angal) noun - The angle at which Dongs are born  

Dong (Dawng) noun - When a ball is hit so hard over the fence your dick moves

Now that we got those two definitions out of the way, it is time to break down the best dongs of week 17.

MASSIVE DONG

Joey Gallo - Tokyo Omyoujis

This is a dong you would be scared to take home to your mom.  This much power, speed, and launch angle would make blind men see.  Actually, I think Floris' friend Margaret's vision got better after I showed her this puppy.  What a beaut. 10/10 on the Dong-O-Meter

Tri-FecDONG

Paul Goldschmidt - Tijuana Hispanics

Goldy had a Hat Trick of Dongs in one game against Tokyo this week.  Some long, hard dongs, I would write home to my mom about if she was still alive.  Tokyo had a solid week but the Dongs for Tijuana were fast and furious and there was nothing Vin Diesel could do about it.

THE CUM BACK-er

Giancarlo Stanton - Weymouth PooShoo

Dongcarlo's dong was stroked so hard it came back onto the field.  Floris hates when i cum on her back, but when you stroke a dong so hard and pure, a cum backer is inevitable.  Pure Bliss. 

Boomstick Dong

Nelson Cruz - Tijuana Hispanics

Tijuana is not typically known for their dongs, but you know what they say.  Bigger is better! (At least that's what Floris tells me)  Cruz adds a good ol' fashion Dong this week right over the batters eye.  At lease some eye is getting action, I haven't had my dong near Floris' brown eye since '78.

Whoa Nellie! Whoa Nellie again!

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Baby Dong

Lorenzo Cain - Bridgewater Weasels

Not much to say here.  Baby Dongs don't excite me.  The announcer on the other hand, this guy sounds like he loves baby dongs.