Powers' Rankings: Week 3

After two weeks we have some slight shake ups, but nothing too surprising. Anyone panicking yet?

Powers' Rankings: Week 3
By: Max Powers

Current Rank	Last Week	Pre Season	Team		Notes
1	1	1	Weymouth Shaddupu		In this early season, the Poo sit in the top 3 of EVERY statistical category except stolen bases. As competative as the East might be, it's going to be a long season for the other 5 teams.
Current Rank	Last Week	Pre Season	Team		Notes
2	3	3	Santo Domingo All-Star Factory		Santo Domingo sits in the top 4 of every pitching category, except saves. Man, if only they could have acted quicker and picked up Hunter Strickland when he was available.
Current Rank	Last Week	Pre Season	Team		Notes
3	4	4	Tijuana Hispanics		Wait, they moved up? Is anyone editing this article before it goes to print?
Current Rank	Last Week	Pre Season	Team		Notes
4	5	5	Las Vegas Doggs		Matt Chapman is looking like the steal of the draft, and Albert Pujols can still hit? The Doggs have only lost one offensive category (AVG in Week 2) in the first two weeks.
Current Rank	Last Week	Pre Season	Team		Notes
5	2	2	Quebec City Piglets		Someone forgot they just won a championship and kept 22 players from that squad into this season - ahhh, they're slow playing it. It's the long con. Those crafty Canucks.
Current Rank	Last Week	Pre Season	Team		Notes
6	6	7	Rakeville Rockets		You're telling me you need Rhys Hoskins in your outfield over Albers manning 2B. Don't give me the old "all my outfields are hurt and benched" BS...Ok, fine, that's valid...But Ozzie needs to play.
Current Rank	Last Week	Pre Season	Team		Notes
7	7	10	Bridgewater Weasels		Welcome to Bridgewater Josh, please enjoy your stay on our disabled list. I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself.
Current Rank	Last Week	Pre Season	Team		Notes
8	9	6	San Juan Guerites		Losing Bumgarner for the majority of the 1st half...AGAIN. At least it'll feel like the best trade of the summer is the one they don't have to make.
Current Rank	Last Week	Pre Season	Team		Notes
9	8	8	Dublin Snake Chasers		Hey, look guys, we've got the top waiver priority. Too bad we don't pay attention enough to make it valuable. Lucky Santo Domingo when the time comes.
Current Rank	Last Week	Pre Season	Team		Notes
10	10	9	Tokyo Omyoujis		01010111 01100101 00100000 01000011 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110111
Current Rank	Last Week	Pre Season	Team		Notes
11	11	11	Rio de Janeiro Cristos		How young can you go?
Current Rank	Last Week	Pre Season	Team		Notes
12	12	12	San Fernando Valley Jets		Rumor has it one of Shohei Ohtani's demands when he signed in San Fernando was to force ownership to at least TRY to be competative this season. (It's going to be a long season Mr. Ohtani.)