Baseball Tri-Weekly: ATB Week 1
Around the Bases: Week 1
By Listen DePlayohs, Baseball Tri-Weekly
With games underway, we are treated to a slew of division matchups, some with some serious implications. Going into the season, there are at least four teams in each division with a chance to take home the title. And, with teams like
Rakeville at
A marquee matchup in the East to kick off the season, as both teams are tops in the EHCC, and both are looking to rebound from mediocre division performances last season.
Rakeville’s offense is just as strong as it was last year. David Ortiz and Miguel Cabrera are tough outs in April, but the Rockets lack of depth can really hurt them during the awkward scheduling of opening week. Shaddupu, on the other hand, have a bench four players strong and
On the pitching side, Rakeville seems to have the edge. With J.J. Putz still suffering from soreness in his throwing arm, the Rockets have a 2-1 advantage in the bullpen, and a better core of starters. Though
Rakeville’s pitching staff should take at least 4 categories, so
Jeremy Hermida is on the disabled list, listed a crazy, so the homecoming of this former Piglet fan favorite has been tempered.
The Piglet hitters are strong from top to bottom, though an outfield dominated bench could put them at a disadvantage this week against the Hispanics excellent versatility. Pitching-wise,
On paper, the Piglets dominate, but the Hispanics have a myriad of players who could carry them to victory.
The Omyoujis couldn’t ask for a better first game. The Green Monsters are a superbly average team, thus a perfect barometer for a team looking to achieve respectability this season.
Then again,
Transaction Wire
Golden illegally acquired pitcher Mike Pelfrey, but when the Rakeville prospect wouldn’t report, they hired someone to steal his dog. Ellis Burks is still searching for the beagle.
The Green Monsters signed Shawn Hill and Kip Wells to re-staff their injury-plagued rotation. Kenny Rogers, Tim Stauffer, Fransico Lirano and Cliff Lee are all inactive this week.
League Notes
-- Howie Kendrick,
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-- After his demotion to the minor leagues, Mark Prior decided he would only eat hot dogs from the stadium’s concession stand. Surprisingly, he has lost two pounds over the last week. Scientists have been called in to analyze the hot dogs.
Labels: ATB, Deplayohs, Tri-Weekly
6 Comments:
How can you say Rakeville has a superior staff to Weymouth's? After Felix and Oswalt, Rakeville's staff is junk. Meanwhile Weymouth has the best pitcher in the world (Johan), plus a bunch of guys that no one on Rakeville's staff can even look in the eye. I'll take Johan, Haren, Bonderman, Zambrano, Weaver, and Johan's younger brother over any of the crap heap stiffs Rakeville rolls out after Felix and Roy. What a joke!
-Steve Shaddy
Pooville, MA
The best pitcher in the world sucked, Zambrano threw like a girl, Bonderman only K'd 3 guys and Weaver is injured. On top of that, Rakeville's Ian Snell just struck out 11 guys last night after King Felix struck out 12. If Weymouth's staff is superior then someone should tell them to pitch like it. Last year's stats don't count anymore.
Jake Knuckes
Milford, MA
I heard Jeremy Hermida bites the heads off of live chickens just to watch them run around in agony...
-Ken Ibull
San Diego, CA
The junk at the end of the Rakeville staff didn't look so hot yesterday, did it? Don't run out to buy your Braden Looper, Bronson Arroyo, or A.J. Burnett Cy Young Posters just yet.
The point? Don't get carried away by 1 or 2 games. These guys have years-long bodys of work to examine, and I'd take my hometown boys over the slugs from Rakeville any day of the week.
-Steve Shaddy
Pooville, MA
Also, I've heard the same thing about Jeremy Hermida. But also that he pees on them when they die, too.
-Steve Shaddy
Pooville, MA
The Green Monsters will be carried by the supreme talent that is Grady Sizemore.
- Wally Bachman
Green Monsters GM
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